Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Barring the Door Against Fascism
Vladimir Putin - Fascist

fascism - (fash-is-uhm) noun (sometimes initial capital letter) - A governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.  See photo at right.

There has been an inordinate amount of admiration for the likes of Vladimir Putin coming from the American right.  When the President of the United States and his sycophants fawn over a man who kills anyone who opposes him, if you are standing on Ronald Reagan's grave, you can be forgiven for getting the willies as he rotates under the sod.  There are innumerable ties between the Trump team and Russian mobsters, oligarchs and Vlad himself.

The Mountain suspects Putin is balls-deep in the Trump administration and that when Putin coughs, Trump tweets.  And since no part of the Steele Dossier has been disproved - In fact, many parts of the dossier have been proven independently - it is easy to see why Trump refuses to release his tax returns to the American public.  Trump, The Mountain believes, is a willing dupe involved with big business money laundering - large scale international financial crimes - for the mob bosses who control Russia.  As an investigative reporter and a former criminal investigator, The Mountain feels sure that Trump's IRS files were the first information Special Counsel Robert Mueller subpoenaed.   Once you know who the billionaire owes, then you know who is the organ grinder and who is the monkey. 

All of this is just one part of a grave assault on American democracy.  The republican party has embarked on a corporate plan to take over the democracy.  In effect, capitalism is buying out the democracy so that the government serves corporate interests rather than the electorate's interests.  And damn it, when Verizon wants net neutrality revoked then, by God, net neutrality will be revoked.  And when Exxon wants climate change denied then, by God, climate change will be denied.  And when Monsanto doesn't want their genetically engineered food labeled, by God, it will not be labeled.

When corporate donors buy up all the stooges in congress, which has just about completely happened, at least on the republican side, then we are dangerously close to becoming a thinly disguised fascist state.

Trump has managed a dandy of a stretch.  Utilizing the disinformation of Fox News and Breitbart, the Trump campaign has somehow cobbled together a coalition of evangelicals, tea party activists, Alt-Right Neo-Nazis and Wall Street Ayn Rand worshipers into a bedrock 33% of the American electorate.  Together with the Redmap gerrymandering process, a minority of republican voters ensures corporate control through mostly republican lackeys.

The U.S. House of Representatives looks to the future with Redmap-colored glasses.  The U.S. Senate is also controlled by republican corporate interests.  If you doubt the corpo-republican axis you need look only as far as the republican legislative agenda.  They can hardly govern even given the keys to all the power except to do ONE thing: pass "tax reform."  The DONORS want some payback like a Wall Street dividend check on their investments.  And the republicans are lining up to do as they're told.  That the GOP is selling this as a "middle-class tax cut" is preposterous.  That they are ignoring the $1.7 Trillion hole the plan will likely blow in the national deficit seems to fly in the face of everything conservatives have ever stood for.  But look at them scurry to get it done so that those campaign donations will keep coming.

But there is a glimmer of hope.  You've seen that the republicans just cannot govern.

They bitched about Obamacare for seven years and voted 50 times to overturn or amend it.  But when they got into power they had never done the work to repeal and replace it.  Trump bragged it would be fabulous heath-care.  They had SEVEN YEARS to come up with a plan, but when they pulled back the curtain having taken control they had no plan and couldn't even come close to agreeing among themselves.

And lately, it seems that the pure vulgarity of the GOP candidates is finally starting to catch up with them.  Trump appears to be a serial harasser of women if not a complete mysogynist.  But when the gerrymandered Alabama electorate chose Roy Moore, a pro-life, evangelical pedophile (go figure out what HIS belief structure must look like) to run for the U.S. Senate, finally the people there, by the slimmest of margins, said no.

And with the republican margin in the senate now being 51-47 with 2 independents, good gravy, their precious tax giveaway to the super rich could be in jeopardy.  Donald Trump, himself, stands to profit by $1 Billion under this plan.  So much for helping out the "forgotten men" of this economy.

If recent elections in New Jersey, Virginia and now the redest of red states Alabama are suggestive of anything, it might be that the electorate has finally gotten wise to the vulgar, fascist loving republicans and are calling shenanigans on their ultimate power grab.

Maybe by the time the next presidential election comes around, Mueller will have shown Trump for the criminal The Mountain suspects he is.  Maybe then the corporate citizens bent on controlling government and edging us toward a fascist state will realize their money is far better spent doing good for Americans rather than just trying to OWN America for themselves.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Rowland Reels to Begin on Valentine's Day

The Rowland Theater in Philipsburg, Pa. is a beautiful old-world theater.  (Photo by the Altoona Mirror)
 by Shawn K. Inlow
PHILIPSBURG, Pa. - The good folks at the Rowland Theater, one of the most lovely movie houses you will ever find (pictured above), have hit upon a new film series - Rowland Reels - to begin Valentine's day at 9:15 p.m.

"The idea," explains Rowland Theater Director of Daily Operations, Kevin Conklin, "Arose because a lot of people ask us about classic movies, so the board of directors talked about it after the installation of our digital equipment."

The schedule of films is being roughed out now and Conklin hopes to continue Rowland Reels on the second Saturday of every month.  Start times will vary between 9 and 9:30 p.m. depending on the run-time of the 7 o'clock feature.  And depending on how the program is received, Conklin says that Rowland Reels could grow to include the 4th Saturday of the month and expand it's calendar of films.

Currently, such chillers as "Carnival of Souls," "Nosferatu" or great film comedians like Charlie Chaplain, Buster Keaton and the Three Stooges among many others including multiple Oscar winners are being considered for the series.

The Mountain had gone down to the Rowland last Halloween and checked out "Night of the Living Dead."  It was long a favorite of mine and I had realized I had never seen this game-changer of horror cinema on the big screen.  And what a delight it was.  When your zombies are on a little box, even if it is a fifty inch screen, they are not nearly as jarring as when they are projected to the size of a house and are coming right for you as you squish down behind your popcorn.

"The patrons were excited to see 'Night of the Living Dead', " said Conklin.  "Last Halloween's twin-bill of the Romero film and 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' was a bit of an experiment to see what people would say.  And people loved the movie."

It is, I suppose, about projecting stars in the orders of magnitude that they deserve.  And they've chosen one of the great film romances to magnify this Valentine's Day, starting out with the 1940 comedy / romance "His Girl Friday," a raucous war of the roses between Hildy Johnson (Rosalind Russell) and Walter Burns (Carey Grant).

Here's a clip with one of my favorite exchanges.

The film makes amazing use of its mega-watt stars with Charles Lederer's  machine-gun script that has Grant and Russell tossing barbs at one another so fast you can barely keep up, let alone tell which of the two estranged lovers is coming out on top.  In fact, the screenplay is considered one of the longer ones in film history, yet the pacing is so fast that the movie comes in at only 92 minutes.

Director Howard Hawks filmed the rat-a-tat-tat dialogue to mimic the way people really speak.  Nobody having a discussion waits until the other person is done talking.  You talk over one another all the time, so Hawks was trying to get a natural feel to the dialogue.  Boy howdy, what a screaming success.

The verbal boxing match between the leads is like a heavy-weight title fight.  Something that had never been seen before or since in cinema history.  So treasured has "His Girl Friday" become, that it was selected by the National Film Preservation Board to its National Film Registry in 1993.

The plot of the film revolves around Hildy Johnson, who returns to the offices of her old newspaper to tell her ex-husband she's getting married in the morning.  This doesn't sit well with Walter Burns, who seizes upon the story of an innocent death row inmate, doomed to the gallows in the morning, to lure Hildy back into the news reporting game.  Burns bets that Hildy's love of a good scoop might derail the pending nuptials and give him another chance to wheedle his way back into Hildy's heart.

So if you're going to remember Valentine's Day this year, mark down the date (gentlemen, that would be Saturday, February 14) and plan to get out to the Rowland Theater in Philipsburg for the 9:15 p.m. premier of Rowland Reels.  Cost of a ticket is only $5 and, trust me, you'll be doing yourself, your date and the local movie house a favor.

And if you are so inclined, Valentine's Day is also the opening day for the wickedly popular "50 Shades of Gray" which the Rowland will be screening at 7 p.m.  So no matter what your romantic bent, be it the hot-n-steamy or the classy-n-sassy, The Rowland Theater has you covered.

You can find more information about Rowland Reels by checking The Philipsburg Journal.   You can click over to the Journal's Facebook Page HERE.  You can like and follow the Rowland Theater HERE and you can always see what's playing HERE.

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Until next time, Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Video Vault: The Babadook

By Shawn K. Inlow

The Babadook
2014 - Jennifer Kent
93 minutes - Unrated
Vault Rating: 8

Here is a charming, chilling little first feature by writer / director Jennifer Kent that does honor to a genre that has gone to the dogs of torture-porn for nearly a generation.

Oh, the horror genre has had gasps of life.  The found footage approach of "The Blair Witch Project" was interesting and the way "Paranormal Activity" allowed the audience ramp up their own tension was nice.  But, by and large, the "Hostels" and the "Saws" and the "Friday the Centipede Umpteenth" have cut the soul out of genuine horror and removed the thrill from thrillers.

Until now.

Here is a genuinely good story about a single mother (Essie Davis as Amelia) dealing with her grade-school aged son (the wonderfully goggle-eyed Noah Wiseman as Samuel) whose obsession with the classic monster-under-the-bed theme takes on alarming proportions.  There is something very wrong with her son, and what, to any parent, is more unsettling than that?

The boy's compulsion takes off from the cleverly constructed children's pop-up book of the title that introduces a shadowy, top-hatted figure.  Page by page, however, the book turns more and more alarming until Amelia attempts to destroy it.  When the book re-appears we begin to get that feeling that we have slipped into that uneasy place between the supernatural and lunatic.

The boy's disturbed fear makes us queasy and his mother's anxiety over it doesn't help a bit.  While a palpable fear begins to clot and manifest itself we know this:  Amelia better not let the Babadook in.

But you should.  How nice it is to see a satisfying horror film with a quality story behind it that naturally drives the outcome!  I got chills, I tell you.  Three times.  And by the film's end, my mood was surprisingly lifted.  How many times have you watched one of the modern blood-spattered gross-outs only to be left sitting there feeling cheated?

Oh, I remember a time when horror movies were fun!  "House on Haunted Hill" and "The Last Man on Earth" with Vincent Price come to mind, not that these films have anything in common, or "The Birds."  "The Babadook" transported me back to a time when the genre really had something to offer.

And the ending?  At first, I thought it was kind of a cop out, but then, when I thought about it, I realized how perfect it was.  How mischievously right it was.  Because we all have our monsters under the bed, don't we?  And if you dare...  You should have a look.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Torture Report: Better Than Useless

A torture victim pictured covered in excrement at Abu Ghraib.  We are in an unwinnable war of modern martyrdom.
 by Shawn K. Inlow

Today I'm watching all the wailing on television about the release of a report, many years too late and well after anything will be done about it.

This is not politics.  This is war.  And the United States is the most warlike nation on earth.  We have always been at war.  Almost always.  I defy you to name one U.S. president in your lifetime that has not fired a single shot in war.  There is one.  But you might not like the answer.

The Mountain wants to address torture in general before we discuss this report.  When 9/11 happened, Osama bin Laden won.  The terrorist resorts to the tactic when he has no other weapon.  And the tactic worked masterfully on a nation that has, instead of asking why the attacks happened, simply been turned into a quivering, fearful population that will sell out our core freedoms cheaply and cling to the uniforms of the military for protection.

It's a protection racket.

Terrorism begets terrorism.  We, and many other nations right now, are in an unwinnable war of modern martyrdom and we become more and more enraged with every beheading, don't we?  WAR, my friends, is SAVAGE, no matter who wages it.  No matter what methods you employ.  WAR is the sum FAILURE of civilization.  It is destructive in everything it touches.  Dehumanizing.  Debilitating.

But.  There's always a but.  In the United States war is insanely profitable.  It is the only growth industry left to us.  The only thing made in America any more is ordinance.  The jobs are in the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction.  Nobody does it like Uncle Sam.

The Mountain maintains that when the United States went Medieval after 9/11 - which I lay squarely on the shoulders of men like Dick Cheney, George Bush, the Pentagon and the CIA in no particular order - this country crossed a line from the savagery of constant war to the blackest abyss.

Raytheon thanks you.  GE thanks you.  Exxon thanks you.  Because now the war state has been merged with the corporate state and the surveillance state and now it's Orwell shot clean through.  All we need now is our daily "Two Minutes Hate."  But who are we kidding.  We get far more than our two minutes daily.  The ONLY thing we see on television is hate.  The ONLY thing that manages our politics is hate and fear.

Step away from the television.  Go walking on the Mountain.

When you are in a fight, the only way it ends is if someone stops swinging.  The Mountain suggests America be the one to stop throwing punches.  We need to stand for peace.  We need to stand for kindness.  We need to stand for love.  Americans should be withdrawn from the middle east entirely.  We need to stop.

America was drawn back into war against ISIS - our new Eastasia - only when they threatened the Iraqi oil fields, right?  Just so.  BP thanks you.  Chevron thanks you.  But our country is now trapped in the same endless cycle of violence that Israel and Palestine find themselves in, locked in each other's death grip, neither being able to let go.

So I ask you.  At the end of the 9/11 logic, who is stronger?  Somehow, bin Laden was on the same side of the banks, the military.  At the end of the day, the banks are stronger.  The military has swelled like a bloated demon-pig.  And the government no longer answers your calls.  You are ostensibly free as long as you don't ask the wrong questions.

Wikileaks asked the wrong questions.
Bradley Manning asked the wrong questions.
Edward Snowden asked the wrong questions.

People like this go to Room 101.  For real.  And our government will try to make them vanish down the memory hole.  Because, my friends, they are right.  They are just telling the truth.

Now this report comes from a congress that has been spied upon by the CIA - an organization that Congress should control.  And all the toadies who authored the American response to 9/11 are being called the liars they are.  Oh, but they still get to go on teevee and lie some more on their own behalves while the truth tellers have to hide out in Russia.  Or an embassy in England.  Or in solitary confinement.

And all these worms come crawling forth to shout with straight faces this magnificent irony:  This report will endanger Americans!  This is irresponsible!


I would say, wouldn't you, that Americans have been endangered in the Middle-East for a very long time.  Maybe sometime Americans will get the idea that being in the Middle-East is a bad idea.  As if this report will endanger that status quo.  "They" said the same thing about the Iraq War Journals published by Wikileaks and other major newspapers.  Still waiting for the other shoe to drop there.

Maybe the report will have some truth in it.  And there are criminals and villains and warmongers who sense that maybe - just maybe - they could be hauled up in front of a new Nuremberg Tribunal to answer questions.

If wishes were hand grenades, the Masters of War would die.

Maybe the report will have some truth in it.  The Mountain hopes so.  But don't delude yourself into thinking that those who authored and carried out torture in our name will be held responsible.  NOBODY takes responsibility for ANYTHING anymore.  Another product no longer made in America (trademark).  The only people taking responsibility anymore are terrorists.

Maybe men like Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney will be cast out of the public sphere for the cowards and liars they are.  Maybe those who lied to congress will be held accountable.  Yeah, right.  Because congress just doesn't want to know.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Million Dollar Work-Up

After a year of testing, the curious doctors at UPMC probably have more of my DNA than I do.
by Shawn K. Inlow

Part 2 of a series on living kidney donation.

Most people get a check-up when they turn 50.  Usually this includes a cursory visit to your regular doctor and they tell you to cut down on salt and get some exercise.  If you have a health care plan, you probably go and get a colonoscopy, that pleasant rite of passage into your golden years.

For me, it was different.  My brother, Chuck, who you may have met in the last post, was getting to the point in his life where he would need dialysis.  A medication he'd relied on most of his adult life was known to damage his kidneys over time.  So a little over a year ago, my siblings (I'm number 6 of 7.) began getting blood tests to see who among us might be a suitable match to donate a kidney.

So my check-up, then at the age of 51, was possibly going to be a little more extensive.

When you first get the idea that you might have to become what they call a "living donor," you have a little trepidation.  It's the part of the movie where everyone is drawing straws and you kind of hope you don't draw the short straw but you have to man up and pick.

I had to go and get a preliminary blood draw on the same day that my brother did and the samples were to be sent off to the lab at UPMC Montifiore in Pittsburgh.  My preliminary match was good and this began a process that I and others in my family would begin together, but that only I would complete.

I was in contact with a living donor coordinator by the name of Mary Gorinski and she was to be my tether to the whole process.  We'll talk about Mary more later, but your donor coordinator becomes a pretty important person when you are thinking about donating an organ.  And I began to learn from her that just being a match wasn't necessarily good enough to become a donor.

I received in the mail a medical card so I wouldn't have to pay for the kinds of lab work that would follow.  I was to present this card to providers wherever I sought to get testing done, etc.  This was, ostensibly, to make the testing more convenient for me.

A letter accompanying all the scripts I'd receive tried to explain to the rural Pennsylvania providers that I was not to pay for any of these tests, but the billing was to be through the account on the medical card.  Well.  Billing is apparently complicated and I'd gotten more than a few oddball looks at the inpatient desks while staff tried to figure out what numbers to punch into what computer.

Suffice to say, it did not go well.  Some of the stuff, like a blood draw (there were many of those), were pretty straight forward and the staff at the local health care facilities genuinely wanted to be of help...

... When you are donating a kidney, people think you are an ok guy and it is humbling to be looked at in that way or to be told you are doing something wonderful...

But when it comes to collecting jugs of your own urine and storing them in the fridge?  That really slowed me down.  First off, I went and got the proper containers - big orange things - from Geisinger in Philipsburg.  But when I got home and read the instructions I found out I couldn't just take a leak into the container.  I had to get ANOTHER container and pee in it first and then pour it all ("every drop") into the big orange container and then I had to put that in the fridge.  Gross.

So I'm lookin' around my house for a piece of expendable Tupperware or something that I can piss in without spilling any and I finally had to go and buy a Tupperware that seemed to suit.  And I collected every drop of my urine for a day or two.

I guess this was all to test my "flow."  Not my badass rhymes, oh-no.  This was all about the total volume of urine I produced in an exactly measured amount of time.  I had an awesome flow.  I was a beer drinker at the time (more on that later) and I had some heavy orange jugs at the end of two days that I turned in at the local lab.

But the pure prospect of keeping jugs of piss in the fridge really slowed me down.  This was not because I was hoping my oldest sister, Punky, would hurry up and match first.  This was because putting piss in the fridge is weird.  But I did it.

In April of 2013 I went and got my own colonoscopy because I didn't want this hassle of going through getting one "for free" with my new medical card.  And I have to say, despite the "prep work," I rather enjoyed the colonoscopy.  It was probably the best day of rest I've had over the remainder of the intervening year and I woke up refreshed, if a little squishy in the boot.

The nice thing about this process is they really, really wanna make sure you don't have any form of cancer.  So.  Y'know.  Whoo!

After a few back and forths with Mary where I asked if I could just come down to Pittsburgh for a day or two and do all the tests they wanted, UPMC actually changed their protocol to try to do just that.  So after months of farting around, I was scheduled in September of 2013 to spend two days in the Oakland section of Pittsburgh for testing.

I didn't stay at the hospital.  I stayed at this charming thing called "Family House."  More on that later.

In this process, you begin to really evaluate yourself.  The doctors are looking at you right side up, up side down, inside out and every which way.  These facts.  These scans.  These measurements.  They make you feel like you aren't good enough.  And you begin to wonder.  You begin to hope that you are indeed good enough.  At first, I wasn't good enough.

Walking into these tests, I weighed about 215 pounds and stood just a little taller than 5' 7".  I was fat.  Oh, I still am, but I've lost 23 pounds in the four weeks since the operation... More on THAT later.  In my defense, I AM big boned.  For real.  My chiropractor once took a look at my x-rays and told me my bones were about 10% bigger than normal.  It makes me kind of thick for as short as I am.

When I was 30, I was called into the doctor's office at Fort Indiantown Gap during my cadet days in the Pennsylvania State Police because my weight, 174, was too heavy for my height on the chart.  Back then, if you were a fatty, they'd just boot you out of the six month training program.  The doc there took one look at the chart and one look at me and told me to go back to training.  There wasn't an ounce of fat on me.  Like I said... I'm big boned.

But the discovery of alcohol in college, beering myself through the hair-band 80's, and two decades of heavy self-medication as a State Trooper had done it's best to destroy what was left of a once supremely fit college soccer player.

The two-day testing process checked everything.  I walked back and forth from Family House to UPMC and was taken in and glided from test to test.

First it was height and weight and vitals.  Then the first of crazy amounts of blood draws all put into tubes with different colored caps.  Then it was off to a stress test where they made my fat ass run uphill at full-tilt-boogie with wires hanging offa me and my right arm extended straight out to the side with a blood pressure cuff.  It sucked, but I used to run a lot so, I guess it was okay.

Then there were ultrasounds of my torso.  Then they stuck me in a donut that imaged my torso completely.  I so wanted the pictures.  Then more blood draws.

Then there was this battery of interviews.  Met the guy, Doctor Tevar, who might do the cutting.  He told me that, you know, with any surgery you can die.  He told me that if I needed a reason to be rejected as a donor, he'd give me one.  Said I could stop the process the whole way up to the moment of the operation.  Met an "advocate" who wanted to make sure I was not being coerced into donation or that I was not getting paid (More on THAT later.  It is illegal to sell your organs.)  Someone else told me I could no longer play ice hockey and stuff.  Someone told me I had gallstones but they weren't getting in the way of anything so they'd just leave 'em be.

My favorite was probably the psychologist.  No, really.  They wanna know what's in the head of people donating organs.

"Why do you want to donate your kidney," she asked me.

"I don't want to donate my kidney," I said.  "Who wants to donate their kidney?"  I explained to her that any good person who could help another person should help that person.  It was more a moral compulsion.  I had to ask myself, what kind of person would leave his brother hanging?  I didn't want to donate my kidney, I had to.  There was no choice in the matter.

I was pronounced the pillar of mental health.  And let me tell ya, that was a load off my mind.

And they presented me to the transplant team to donate my kidney and this team went over my entire medical record line by line.  I flunked.

They had concerns.  They told me that there were two things.

One was that I was a fatty.  One of the things that raises a red flag is that you can't have a person with one kidney becoming pre-diabetic as diabetes really can hurt your kidneys.  So it wouldn't do anyone any good for me to donate a kidney and then need to receive a kidney myself.  Plus, my organs had fat deposits in them.  I had a fatty kidney.

The other thing was that they detected an abnormal amount of iron pooling in my liver.  When you're talking about donating a part of the organs that filter your blood (Think of a car's air and oil filters.  When they clog up, things go wrong with the car.) you need all of your filters working well.  And this unusual pooling of iron - They described it as the opposite of anemia.  My blood was really rich. - could be genetic or something else and they needed to know what.

It was explained that this pooling of iron would have otherwise never been detected until it killed me.  A treatment for the condition is to simply donate blood regularly, so my body would have to use up the iron to make more blood.

The cause, sometimes, is alcoholism.  They tried to be nice about it and say some north-western European cultures (read: Irish, which I am) tended to have this genetic predisposition.  But they wanted to get to the bottom of this condition.

This made me feel lousy.  I felt like I'd failed.  I wasn't good enough.  And, worse, that the bad decisions I'd made my whole life, drinking too much and overeating, had robbed me of the chance to help my brother.

So in November of 2013 I underwent a liver biopsy to get to the bottom of this condition.  It turns out I did not have this genetic predisposition.  So it was something else.  They said, despite my other "numbers" (you know, cholesterol, blood pressure, all that) being good, this was a worry and I was denied a second time to be a donor.

So they put me on the wagon.  No alcohol for three months.  A prick's trick, to be sure just before Thanksgiving and covering both Christmas and New Years.  And if I came back in three months with no alcohol and I was improved, maybe then I could donate.

This past winter was a hard one.  It wasn't that I'd given up drinking.  Somehow over time the television commercials convince you that you love beer.  I found giving it up was easy.  The hard thing was the walking.

I decided I'd walk three to six miles every day all winter long until this next test.  Weirdly, I didn't lose any weight.  And it got cold this winter.  And every day I'd look at the thermometer and look outside and ask myself the same question:  "Do you love your brother?"  And I would leave my house wrapped in infinite layers regardless of the conditions because the answer to the question was easy.

And man, I was strong on my pegs by the end of it.  Even at 215 pounds, I felt like a new person.  I could run with the indoor soccer kids for the first time in years.  And I went back for more testing.

On February 18th of 2014 - three months to the day from my last refusal by the transplant committee - I went back and my numbers were spectacular.  I was pitched to the committee a third time and was accepted.  All that remained was a final (blood) cross-match, which came back good.

From the date I was told the final match was good to the time of the transplant was three weeks.  It could have been sooner, but it was a matter of personal schedules.  And on March 13, 2014, my big brother and I went down to UPMC Montefiore and shared an operating theater.

We are about a month or more post-op now, and I want to tell you that Chuck and I are doing pretty well.  He came home only two days after I did and he has not been to the dialysis center since.  But there was so much more to this experience I want to share with you.

Next time, we'll talk about the wonderful "Family House" set-up they have at UPMC and I'll want to introduce you to the amazaing community of people there; people whose stories make mine pale in comparison.

I'm also planning posts on the procedure itself and the recovery.  But for now, I want to leave you with this:  This Million Dollar Work-Up has been the most comprehensive 50 year old checkup anyone could possibly imagine.  I have discovered health issues that could have killed me, but that now I can do something about before it's too late.

So, while I did not "sell" my kidney, I did get paid.  I have never received such royal treatment in any healthcare scenario nor have I ever learned more about myself.

And I think back to my visit with Chuck at the dialysis clinic on Turnpike Avenue in Clearfield, Pa.  And I think of all those other people who were there and I wonder how they are.  Have they been as lucky as me and my brother?

And I think to myself: shouldn't everyone of that certain age around 50, when you're going to get that checkup... Shouldn't everyone consider contacting a donation coordinator and beginning the evaluation process?  Your road will probably be less complicated than mine.  And you will get the most thorough checkup of your life.  Maybe you donate your kidney to a stranger and become what they call an "altruistic donor," but how lovely is that?  You can save someone.  At the very minimum, you are doing at least one truly good thing with your life.  In the final accounting, you will have helped someone else.

You do get paid.  In ways that are far richer than you might think.

So if you're one of those people of a certain age whose reckless days are maybe behind you;  if you need to go and get that 50 year old check-up and don't have the kind of health care plan that will do you much good; if you know someone who needs help, be it liver or kidney donation perhaps, or better still even if you don't... I can tell you there are a lot of souls waiting for help...  then I offer you this phone number:  1-412-647-5800.

When you call the Thomas E. Starzl Transplant Clinic, you get one of those messages about pressing 1 or pressing 2, but all you have to do is wait it out.  They don't have an option for "Person who wants to donate a kidney."  So you wait it out and a real person answers and you tell 'em you'd like to become a living donor.

When you meet Mary Gorinski or one of the other donor coordinators, you will be better for the experience and, likely, so will someone else.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Turnpike Avenue

Literacy:  Pop bottles found along my brother's paper route paid for my early comic book collection.
by Shawn K. Inlow

Turnpike Avenue runs through my life like connective tissue.

Turnpike is a long, narrow, straight road that runs from the downtown at one end, where the junior high school was, the whole way out to a place called Paradise, where my father was born and raised and went to a one-room schoolhouse.  It connects the entirety of Clearfield, Pennsylvania's west side like one long yard stick.

Here is Robbie Spingola's house, where we'd stop on the walk to school and play bumper pool and watch Robbie and his sisters Deanna and Valerie fight over God knows what until they'd wake their father from his third trick slumber and he'd come down in his underwear and threaten them all.

There was Tim and Bobby Cline's house up a pair of steep steps by the Clearfield Taxidermy where we played "Green Growth" as kids.

Here, at the corner of Turnpike and McBride was "The Wall."  The Wall was our street-corner hangout, probably much to the chagrin of the Rowles family who lived there and somehow tolerated us.  McBride Street was simply called, "The Street," and we were its punk kid inhabitants.  When you were going "Up the Street," you were heading roughly to the 700 block of McBride, where I lived.  For some natural reason the older boys who my big brother, Chuck, hung out with:  Boyd & Dave McKenrick, Scotty Duckett,  Barry Angstadt, Dave Beauseignor, Dave Potter, Spiff, Frog Moore - also hung out there.  Those guys were awesome.  Frog had a "Super Bee" muscle car.  Spiff was a nice dresser and a handsome guy and he had a hot girlfriend.  Dave had a dirt bike that we'd hot-wire and take for rides in the strippins.

Further up Turnpike was Ed Billotte's Star Grocery and the Clearfield Hospital, where I was born and where most of my family at one time or another worked.  Further out was my Dad's homestead.  In Paradise, where he has returned, God rest his soul.

I want to tell you today two stories about my big brother that took place on Turnpike Avenue.

Story 1.  1967.  A scrawny 6 year-old in jeans and a raggedy t-shirt is walking in the roadside grass along Turnpike, just past the hospital.  I'd spied the old bottle of Mountain Dew glittering green in the sunlight and I liked the cartoon logo of the hillbilly with the hole in his hat and his rifle raised.

I galloped up alongside Chuck and traded him the bottle for a newspaper that he drew out of a large white canvas bag he had slung over his shoulder.  The bottle disappeared in the bag and rattled against several others we'd found.  He handed me the paper, folded just so.

"The green house over there.  Put it in the mailbox," he said, and off I raced across the road, helping my big brother do his job.

I don't remember who lived there in 1967.  In the mid 1980s a pretty good drummer name of Tommy Rowles lived there.  We walked out Turnpike together, two blonde-haired boys cut from the same cloth ten years apart.

On the return trip, with a bag empty of The Progress and full of pop bottles we stopped into Ed's, a kind of neighborhood store that no longer exists anywhere.  We'd cash in the bottles at something like 10 cents each.  A small fortune.

On the way back up The Street I'd carry the comic books we'd got from the rack.  Chuck would share his bottle of pop with me after the day's work and would hand down the comics too once he'd read them.   My love of literature came from these comics.

Chuck was a DC guy.  He said he didn't like that the Marvel comics were serialized and you had to always buy the next issue to finish the story.  I, however, had my eye on the very cool looking issues of "The Incredible Hulk."

My brother would never go to Vietnam.  His shin had been broken completely in half in a Babe Ruth game between Dufton's and McGregor's.  Chuck was playing second and the throw down from the catcher made him leap high over the bag and when he came down, the would be thief's spikes literally cleaned his leg out from under him.

I guess the steel plate by which my brother's shin was put back together kept him out of the war.  A fortuitous play at second.  I don't remember Chuck's baseball accident.  He can still tell you the name of the base stealer, but I think you have to thank the catcher too for a lousy throw.  I don't remember much about the 1960s.  I did not know about Vietnam.  I missed The Beatles.  The Big Things, to me, were my big brothers, Chuck and John, who loomed large in my world, a paper route, pop bottles, comic books.

And the world turned on its axis.

Story 2. 2013.  I parked my car in the parking lot where that green house along Turnpike had once stood.  There are medical offices there.  I was passing by and I knew it was Chuck's dialysis day and I thought to go in there to sit with him.  Chuck has to go on the machine every other day or so.

Over the years, my brother had come to depend on a medication that slowly destroyed his kidneys.  And the time had come and members of my family began to get tested to become donors.  A preliminary test showed I was a match.  A possible donor.  And I'd thrown myself deeper into the testing procedure - which I'll tell you about another time - so as to hurry and help my brother.

But this visit is my second story.

The dialysis room, once they let you in and give you things to wear so you don't cause a mess, is really clean.  And quiet.  And square.  And cold.  Almost refrigerated.  Around this room were eight or twelve comfortable chairs, with a square white machine beside each.  Most of the chairs were full of people, most of whom were dozing.

I sat down beside my sleeping brother not bothering to wake him up.  He was snuggled under a useful if unadorned blanket.  A tube red with his blood ran out of his right arm and into the machine and back again into his body.  It was a chilling, austere and sad thing.  And I looked around at all the others.  Never had I thought that there were "other" people like my brother, who needed dialysis to survive.  And I wondered what Chuck's chances were.  I wondered who would be there for all these others.  What were their chances?

The healthy don't think about the sick unless somehow the sickness intrudes on their world.  Being in the dialysis room was a sharp awakening for me.

My big brother stirred and awakened too.

"Hey, Shawn, how you doin'?"  He sounded weak and tired but glad to see me.

"Doin' okay, Chuck.  Gonna try to get you offa this machine."

He had had a book open but he didn't get far before the cold and quiet conspired to make sleep.  And we passed some time.  I couldn't stay for the rest of the two-hour session.

When I pulled out of the parking lot and turned toward town on Turnpike Avenue, I accelerated, passing between the hospital and the upper parking lot that used to be a field where we played football.  Where I'd found a green pop bottle once.  I drove past where Ed's Star Grocery used to be.  In it's place is now a hideous looking square, brown doctor's office.  Across from The Wall is another parking lot where Duckett's Field used to be, where we played wiffle ball.  Another hideous looking doctor's office stands where Scotty Duckett's house once was.

Everything is turning into lousy doctors' offices and parking lots.

The world turns on its axis.

But everything isn't shitty.  Here's the thing.  Chuck and I are going to the hospital in Pittsburgh this week and we're going to share an operating theater.  After almost a year and a million dollar work-up and a great deal of learning about myself and the donation process, we're going to share an operation.

And to my brother, who handed me down everything from clothes to comic books, who taught me how to box and how to wrestle, well, finally, I'm going to give him something back.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Sleepless Night

by Shawn K. Inlow

I was first to bed last night.

It was almost midnight and my family was quiet.  Mrs. had drifted off in front of the teevee.  Boy was under headphones and thinking about music and art.

The stories I did not write today gnaw at me every night.  They visit me when I lay down and I think of where I left them every night before I drift off to sleep.  Someone is trying to tell me something.

I awoke at 4 a.m.  Sometimes the fear of life grips me and to settle myself down I open a book and read until I can no longer keep my eyes open.  Lately, though, I have felt fine.  Right.  Good with things.  But still I lie awake.

I open a book and read a few chapters under a tiny light and transport myself into someone else's story.  I put the book down.  Turn off the light.  And lie awake looking at the dark window.

And everything comes back.  My stories return to say, "Hello, and you've been given another day."  I think of my father.  Gone.  My mother.  Gone.  I notice the woman beside me who came to bed while I slept.  I think of the love story between us.  How I sang at her doorstep.

The ribbons of memory and startling, breathless tendrils of joy curl out from my body as the window frame hints a shade lighter.  The world between the sleeping and the waking, you can breathe in it.  You can feel in it.  You can remember who you are.  And be glad.  And be grateful.  And so deeply, deeply in love.

I sit on the side of the bed and put on my Sunday clothes.  Impossible sleep, I am the first out of bed today.  I quietly make some coffee and I can see the dim white of snow outside.

I have been given another day.

The dawn breaks and I walk into it fully alive.  Not knowing what's next or how this story turns today.  But something woke me and whispered in my ear.

You have another day.
You have another day.

Now Hear THIS!!